Wednesday, December 22, 2010

What's happening next year!

So right now I'm gearing up to make a campaign to raise all the money I need to pay off all my debt!
"jera you've gotta be kidding me?"
No! I'm not! I'm dead serious. It's gonna be awesome!

I'll do just about anything to raise up the $8282.90 I need to pay off all my debt and finally live free of debt! It's been a long time coming! Ever since I got out of college, its been weighing heavily on me and 3 years later I've paid half of it off but need help with the rest!

So what might i do?

I dunno that's up to you! I'm gonna post on craigslist for odd jobs, helping people, tutoring, art lessons, editing help, walk your dog, wash your car, babysit your kids, whatever you can come up with and I'm capable of doing (nothing sexual!)
Hell I'll even do custom art for you, a mural, paint some furniture - whatever you can think of that will help me earn the money I need to get out of debt.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Turkey Day!

I just wanted to say that I am thankful for all the memories I have shared with all those I've loved and that have loved me back. Thinking about these makes me wish you could show everyone just how much you loved them with ever encounter, unfortunately it's just not that easy but I will strive every day to be better.

I hope you all have a wonderful Holiday and participate in the gluttonous event to the fullest!

Monday, November 8, 2010

Day 339 - Gunther in Color

November 9th

Day 338 - Alv in Color

November 8th

Day 337 - Frank in Color

November 7th

Day 336 - Luci in Color

November 6th

Day 335 - #188 - Sax

November 5th

Day 334 - #187 - Tag

November 4th
Tag works for Crest developing new dental flosses. He doesn't really use it since his teeth are so gapped, but he likes the feeling of knowing he has helped others keep their teeth!

Day 333 - #186 - Hank

November 3rd
Hank makes bombs. Not in any sort of terrorist way. He has a real job where he develops casings for materials that explode. He looks mean, but hes just super serious.

Day 332 - #185 - Baby Sue

November 2nd
Baby sue is 23, she still sucks her thumb and acts like a baby. We don't know why and the doctors are just baffled. She does make over 100k a year though reselling baby clothes on ebay. How is a baby so capable...

Day 331 - #184 - Leon

November 1st
Leon works for the government in the terrorist section. He knows way too much and that's the reason for his permanent freak out face. The things he could tell you...

Day 330 - #183 - Alv

October 31st

Day 329 - #182 - Stephen

October 30th
Stephen is the ultimate hipster. I mean look at that mustache, he even has a mustache on his car to match. He was a philosophy major and now works as a life coach. Leave it to a hipster to coach YOU on life.

Day 328 - #181 - Vincent

October 29th
Vincent is a recovering meth addict. He used to wander the streets trying to score, now he wanders them doing good deeds here and there. His record is so tarnished that he can't get a real job, but the neighborhood helps support him by giving him odd jobs and paying him cash. He almost has enough to move out of his studio apartment and get a 1 bedroom! Go vincent!

Day 327 - #180 - Frank

October 28th
Frank is a writer for the New York Times. He has a column titled "Free Your Mind With Frank" where people can vent out anything they want to say and then Frank takes what's unusual about their thoughts and kind of pokes fun at it. Its a humorous little column that has quite a few fans who "like" it on Facebook.

Day 326 - #179 - Markus

October 27th
Markus works as an ear model. ;)

Day 325 - #178 - Clara

October 26th
Clara is from Germany. She doesn't speak much English but somehow managed to get booked as a model for Walmart's children's clothes. Shes 28 but looks like shes 13, so they loved her, because she is an adult and looks the part. She's made enough that when she returns back to Germany she is going to buy herself a nice house and dog, 2 things shes wanted since she was a child.

Day 324 - #177 - Benson

October 25th
Benson is a bit of a slob. He has real issues though, when his wife died almost ten years ago he started hoarding. Luckily this past year he realized he couldn't take it anymore and sought out help. He horded all sorts of old baseball cards and other things that seemed really collectible. He squandered away his entire savings, but while the junk people were cleaning out his stuff they found a 1914 Baltimore News SGC Babe Ruth baseball card and ended up with half a million dollars after the sale. He now owns the Red Sox team and no longer hordes anything. He thanks his wife every day for helping him to find this card that would help him accept and move on.

I've been watching a lot of the show hoarders lately... as you can tell...

Day 323 - #176 - Mabe

October 24th
Mabe is an insidious little guy, whistling every time he is up to no good. Last time I caught him, he had lit a loaf of bred on fire, then threw it in the oven to finish. Why would you light a loaf of bread on fire? I dunno, but he did. If I hadn't caught him whistling the star spangled banner, I don't know what else would have ended up on fire!

Friday, October 29, 2010

Day 322 - #175 - Amy

October 23rd
Amy looks sneaky and slimy but shes actually almost saint like. She volunteers every weekend at her local soup kitchen helping to feed the hungry. She has also started her own charity at the young age of 15. The charity's goal is getting homeless people rehabilitated and put into homes and jobs to maintain a more comfortable life. I admire her. Sounds like a great charity.

Day 321 - #174 - Linkin

October 22nd
Linkin is narcoleptic, falling asleep at the worst possible moments. Moments like right now when I was trying to interview him to write about him. Figures. Guess we'll have to wait til he wakes up to find out more....

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Day 320 - #173 - Balthacear

October 21st
Balthacear the Dino-Man-Dog. He was born near a toxic wast site and thus ended up looking like this from birth. He never knew any better as his brain was malformed too, so he's not aware of the differences as he should be. He found a home at the local horse ranch. Somehow he became a sort of "wrangler" as he was able to communicate with the horses. I don't know where i'm going with this...

Day 319 - #172 - Joey

October 20th
Inspired by Joey Tribbiani, but he looks a little challenged here, it's definitely the ear.

Day 318 - #171 - Monica

October 19th
Monica is just as uptight as she looks. She recently cut off one of her hands when using a table saw on the job site. Surprisingly enough losing her hand has brought out the best in her and she's become the most nice loveable person you ever met. It's a shame she had to lose a limb to realize she was an ass, but hey, at least she changed before she died alone. ;)

Day 317 - #170 - Lucille

October 18th
Lucille is a space traveler. She like to keep her sun shields on all the time, even in the movie theater. She'll even stick her 3d glasses over them. The sun is super dangerous up in space since there is no ozone to block out rays, so she's not really crazy, just super safe.

Day 316 - #169 - Winchell

October 17th
Winchell the witch brewed up a little snitch only to give it to the townsfolk and make them itch. She combed her hair lots only to tie it in knots and at a dinner made of lox. She wished she could travel to the nile to gather up potions she could file but on her way she fell in a pit for a while. She loved her life until the day she end up dead when a witch hunter came and lopped off her head.

Day 315 - #168 - Gunther

October 16th
Gunther is a bass player in the band Knights All Night! They dress up as knights on stage too, as if the name itself weren't enough! They book a lot of seedy bars and Renaissance fairs as well. They're working on getting their new record, My Faire Lady, on iTunes. Wish them well!

Day 314 - #167 - Mon

October 15th
Mon has the hugest snout i've ever seen. In fact, he's mostly snout. He uses his overly powerful nose to work for perfume companies and come up with new scents. It was either that our smell tester - like a taste tester, but rates foods based on smells, which was much more difficult to get into so he went with his real passion, perfume!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Day 313 - #166 - Luis

October 14th
Luis is a bit of an insomniac. That being said he usually has blood shot eyes due to the lack of sleep. Luckily he works for a sleep clinic and hes one of the few researchers who have no trouble staying up all night.

Day 312 - #165 - Senny

October 13th
Senny the sunflower. Follows the sun wherever it goes everyday. That's why they're called sunflowers, not because they look like the sun.

Day 311 - #164 - Latrina

October 12th
Latrina works at a cupcakery. She wears her hair up like this instead of wearing a hairnet for one and two it keeps out of her eyes. Her best creation is the double chocolate mocha swiss frappé cupcake with a fresh strawberry banana butte-cream frosting dipped in sprinkles.
mmm. i want a cupcake now, that sounds delicious!
She is trying to get onto cupcake wars to compete but hasn't yet made the cut, until then shes been featured on top chef desserts as a guest judge!...jk its her new favorite anticipated show. ;)

Monday, October 25, 2010

Day 310 - #163 - Buttros

October 11th
Büttros is from El Salvador and has been training to run with the bulls for months. He's worked up his speed and endurance no problem, and has saved up enough to go to Pamplona, but now its his fear of dying he has to overcome.

Day 309 - #161 - Luda

October 10th
Luda the speckled cat. He is cross eyed, but works for the Magic Eye Company. If you don't recall what magic eye is, its those crazy repeated images that when you cross your eyes a 3d image appears...that's why he's a great asset to the company!

Day 308 - #162 - Churchie

October 9th
Churchie is a mischievous little hare. He's always up to doing things that he shouldn't be, like stealing carrots out of grocery stores or putting pennies on train tracks, you name it he's probably done it. He's currently in MBRC - The Misbehaving Bunny Rehabilitation Center. 28 days and hopefully he'll be a new hare!

Friday, October 22, 2010

Day 307 - #159 - Alvin

October 8th
Alvin the owl. He resides in a tree up in Washington state. He loves the rainy dreary weather because he likes staying in with his family watching the netflix on demand. ;)

Day 306 - #158 - Iggy

October 7th
Iggy the piggy is quite a bad ass. Pierced ears, buck teeth, he definitely stands out. He looks tough, but actually listens to classical music religiously. He works as a Receptionist at a Veterinarian's Hospital. He hopes to one day work in the back as a certified vet!

Day 305 - #157 - Quentin

October 6th
Inspired from Quentin Tarantino, in no way a likeness.

Day 304 - #156 - Rex

October 6th

Day 303 - #155 - Lief

October 5th
Lief is a happy little pelican living on the beach. Watch out though if you're eating snacks on the beach. He likes "people food" way more than raw fish and has no problem snatching it out of your hands before you get it in your mouth!

Day 302 - #153 - Patrick

October 4th
Patrick is a bum. He used to work at Burger King, until his manager fired him and hired an illegal worker. He robs rich people in the Hamptons now. He likes his job much better and doesn't smell like fries all the time anymore.

Day 301 - #152 - Abraham

October 3rd
Abraham is a private eye. He works solely off of ads he puts on craigslist. He started it when he was laid off from Frontier Airlines a few years ago and it's worked out quite well for him. He even met his girlfriend doing it. (She was cheating on her then husband and fell for Abraham's charm instantly). He's a very happy man, despite his candid appearance.

Day 300! - #151 - Leonard

October 2nd
Leonard is an incense salesman. Crazy, yes somehow he makes a living selling incense in front of stores out of his car everyday. Amazing and inspiring. Tax free baby!

Day 299 - #150 - Latelle

October 1st
Latelle the make-up counter saleswoman. Don't go too close to her if you're just window shopping for make-up. Latelle is very pushy and very good at what she does. Before you know it you'll be over-drafting your account and leaving with a face full of makeup that even your entire bottle of make up remover wouldn't even nearly be able to remove! She works on commission.

Day 298 - #149 - Vincent

September 30th
Vincent the magician. He failed as a vampire stand in, now he hits up comedy clubs doing magic comedy, a very unique form.

Day 297 - #148 - Larrie

September 29th
Larrie the buck toothed fly. He's not very pretty close up, but you'd be surprised to find out he's actually a fly model. Styling the best wing covers trash can buy!

Day 296 - #70 Malachi

September 28th
Malachi is an evil little fanger-dog. He roams alleys in the bad parts of town looking for homeless people to feed on. No one notices, because they're homeless and usually alone. its quite dark, but he never kills anyone, just feeds off their blood. He's in FDA, Fanger Dogs Anonymous, but he's having trouble finding alternate sources of food than homeless people's blood. He hopes to get his 1 month chip in the next couple of weeks!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Day 295 - Kerberos

September 27th

Original Greek form of Latin Cerberus, meaning "demon of the pit."

Day 294 - Leeter

September 26th
Leeter the one toothed teen-aged miscreant. He constantly does stuff to terrorize the city of Gotham. Batman thinks its the joker, its not... Jokes on Batman!